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danieljlayton:

frykent:

You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that

I can only assume they made this cake almost immediately after the event took place. It’s the ONLY excuse for such shoddy icing.

(Source: thelatincleopatra)

miisuhx:

THE ULTIMATE SNUGGLES

(Source: huffingtonpost)

(Source: aphsalt)

I wonder
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

relateforteens:

Want more relatable?


florawrsaurus:

florawrsaurus:

Have some Fandom pumpkins and have a happy halloween!

IT’S HALLOWEEN 1ST HAVE SOME PUMPKINS

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)